The Kingdom of Womble 3204 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.06 billion Womble 3204ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 3204ian economy, worth 379 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 41,891 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,992 per year while the poor average 2,626, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3204's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3204 is ranked 126,892^nd in the world and 3,922^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.